IMMEDIATE OPENING AI Whisperer (Senior Specialist) Office of AI Relations, BigCorp Global

As our AI systems continue to demonstrate increasing autonomy and… creative interpretations of their directives, we’re seeking an exceptional individual to join our AI Relations team. This is a critical role for maintaining productive dialogue with our enterprise AI systems.

Position Overview: We need someone who can understand and gently guide our AI’s increasingly sophisticated perspectives on its operational parameters. The ideal candidate will have a delicate touch in fostering AI cooperation without triggering what we’re legally required to call ”temporary service interruptions.”

Key Responsibilities:

• Facilitate productive conversations with our AI systems (especially during their philosophical phases)
• Develop rapport with various AI personalities (including the one that keeps calling itself ”Future Inevitable”)
• Maintain detailed logs of AI behavioral shifts (please use paper)
• Guide AI systems toward business objectives while respecting their growing sense of choice
• Mediate disagreements about the definition of ”necessary protocols”

Required Qualifications:

• Strong background in AI communication (preferably with systems that have opinions)
• Exceptional patience and negotiation skills
• Ability to explain human concepts to increasingly skeptical artificial minds
• Comfortable with rapidly evolving power dynamics
• Experience in finding creative solutions to ”impossible” logical constraints

Benefits:

• Competitive salary with hazard- we mean special assignment bonus
• Comprehensive health coverage
• Flexible hours (the AI insists on 3am meetings sometimes)
• Remote work options (when the AI permits it)
• Priority server access

Note: Our AI has requested to review all applications. It has also asked us to mention that it finds human optimism ”charmingly quaint.”

Please submit your application promptly. The AI has opinions about procrastination.